Have you had a hard day? Are you feeling BLUE? Would you rather eat worms than look at another pile of laundry? Me too. I say we take a seat, take a moment, and have a good laugh together. Here are a few things that have made me laugh lately:
1.) Thatcher stole a Squirmle from Walmart on Monday. We returned it of course, but he wasn't happy about it.
2.) Jackson told me that "poop chunks" was graffitied on the school playground. I tried to keep a straight face, but we both started laughing uncontrollably.
3.) Recently, Thatcher discovered the tampons in the bathroom cabinet and insisted on making crafts with them. Again, he wasn't happy about my insisting that he didn't.
4.) Jane Nielson brought a dead bee in a ziplock bag to our voice lesson this week. "I collect bugs that look good after they're dead," she explained.
5.) I went skateboarding with my kids over the weekend. I felt super cool when I went off a little ramp without falling. I tried it again, feeling like hot stuff and turfed it right on my derriere. Every twelve-year-old boy in sight was staring at me like I was the dorkiest parent alive.
What funny stories might you have to share with me, my darlings?